we’re not friends until i’ve sent you lots of texts full of corn emojis
when u burn someone in front of ur friends
being in college is great because you’re completely in charge of yourself. hey trip to new york?? sure!! cambridge for the night?? but of course!!! smoking hookah on the street?? why not!! being able to do things without being pestered by adults?? YES like i DONT have to CARE at ALL about what other ppl think or what my parents think and its great i am free
what if all mermaids & sirens are lesbians who are singing to attract ladies so when they get men instead they just toss them aside & accidentally drown them in frustration??
when the artist u hate releases a good song
I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir
This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel